Not sure I can do that, good sir. Seems like it might just easily another orifice, however, located as it is down there.
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It’s obvious.
Gaze at your naval. Look at the picture.
Assuming that you’re an innie.
If you’re an outie you might need to gaze at someone elses.
And if you’re still not convinced, gaze at your other orifices and see which one you think matches best.