[grobdriver]

In new news, VLADIMIR Putin’s top propagandist was found to have committed suicide by two gunshots to the back of his head...

[marcusmaximus]

And a terminal case of window cancer.

[chuckb87]

“In new news, VLADIMIR Putin’s top propagandist was found to have committed suicide by two gunshots to the back of his head...”

...Hillary spotted fleeing the scene.