Loner stabbed himself to death trying to separate two frozen burgers with a knife

The New York Post ^ | September 18, 2024 | Emily Crane

[MayflowerMadam]

“He found out it would cut his finger pretty well.”

LOL! Just research. Is he a scientist now?

[FLT-bird]

OOPS! stand frozen burgers up on counter or cutting tray. Place regular dinner knife (not sharp) with the blade between the burgers. Strike top of knife with heel of hand.

That’s all you need to do. Pointing a sharp knife at yourself and then applying force? Yeah uhhh.....no.

[Pikachu_Dad]

Jim Jones not involved. It’s the Fauci-Wuhan jab

[mund1011]

So when I go to the pharmacy and take the rubbers to the checkout I should tell them I’m using them to open Coke bottles?

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Or you can do as Hermie in summer of ‘42 -

Sure,” Hermie responds. “You fill them up with water and then you throw them off the roof.”

[telescope115]

I have one of those. I need to get another one, to grab onto the bottle or jar with.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

I was 7 when I learned not to cut toward myself, holding a branch tip in my left hand while cutting it off with my right. Still have a clearly visible scar on my left index finger 62 years later. My dad put three stitches in, no lasting damage to the finger.

I like to keep all cutting tools very sharp, but I always warn my wife when I sharpen the kitchen knives.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Sadly I remember the case of a little girl home from school doing the same thing with a box of cookies. Horrible!

[montag813]

I once cut myself badly doing this. It’s really dumb.

[1Old Pro]

Note to self: use a spatula

Or substitute the chef's knife with a butter knife.

[kawhill]

There they go again Kamala, those “assault knives”.

[Robe]

Darwin Award of the year

[Fresh Wind]

I never have to deal with this problem. I get my meat fresh from the neighbors’ cats and dogs, so it’s never frozen.

[Albion Wilde]

And that’s why God made butter knives, people.

[Delta 21]

[Chode]

100%

[BiteYourSelf]

I just use a pair of pliers to open them🤔.