Meghan is writing a book about her life as a third rate actress, complaining royal and the relatives she was ashamed of, and who she rejected. It will be titled, “The Autobiography of a Nobody”.
I’m a totally different nobody than Meghan Markle.
I’m nobody, who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there’s a pair of us
Don’t tell!
They’d banish us, you know.
With a forward by Paris Hilton: “Wait... what? Is this me?! OMG! I forgot. You go girl!’’