All of these things and activities are racist:
Calisthenics
Camping
Chicken and waffles
Classical music
Using the expression “cotton-picking”
Dr. Seuss
Hiking
Mathematics
Having “Mike” as a first name
Milk
Organizing your pantry
Punctuality
Setting an agenda
Swimming
Watermelons
Weight control
What does having “Mike” as a first name have to do with racism?