IKR. I hate it when people decide to post the equivalent of War and Peace.
We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
or, as it was originally supposed to be named, “War- Was it it good for!!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMp_Kb4ujwc
lol
took 46 swipes on my phone to conclude the novel
But War and Peace with time marks makes it all ok.
“I hate it when people decide to post the equivalent of War and Peace.”
All of that text probably took 1% of the disk space used by a small illustration.