An idol to every woman trying to sleep their way to the top
But her greatest accomplishment is holding the world record for most time on her knees and sword swallowing!
Harris never got a newsworthy convention bounce.
She bombed on the Bash softball interview.
Her numbers collapsed when news broke that her husband’s
first marriage bombed after he knocked up his kid’s nanny
(but to be fair, it did surge the Degenerate Vote).
She did get a few bumps for bringing “joy” to the campaign.