Our country should be promoting reading more!
What a great story! thanks for posting, I’ve shared it with 2 non-freepers that I think will find it most amusing.
The people who we’ve promoted into stealing are not gonna sit down and read anything except their tally sheet to make sure they didn’t steal over $900.
Inmates should be issued reading lamps.
Some years back there was a story of a Russian dude who broke into a house in Russia, and after gathering loot, sat down at the piano and started playing and singing loudly until police arrived. Might have had a bit of vodka too.
He’ll be in charge of the prison library.