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Woman Lands In Jail Over A Plate Of Ravioli
Wide Open Country ^ | 8/21/2024 | Dwayne Jenkins

Posted on 08/25/2024 6:07:54 PM PDT by simpson96

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To: Weirdad

Assault with a deadly battery?


41 posted on 08/25/2024 7:51:26 PM PDT by Tom Tetroxide
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To: Tom Tetroxide

Yes, see post 39!


42 posted on 08/25/2024 7:52:35 PM PDT by Weirdad (Orthodox Americanism: It's what's good for the world! (Not communifascism!))
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To: Tom Tetroxide

You seemed Everyready with that meme


43 posted on 08/25/2024 7:53:52 PM PDT by Weirdad (Orthodox Americanism: It's what's good for the world! (Not communifascism!))
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To: Weirdad

Guilty as charged!


44 posted on 08/25/2024 7:57:47 PM PDT by Tom Tetroxide
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To: Lazamataz

“A ravol is made up of sub-pasta particles, a ra and a vol.”

Trust the science!


45 posted on 08/25/2024 8:08:46 PM PDT by dynachrome (Auslander Raus!)
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To: simpson96

The arrest report does not indicate what kind of ravioli was used in the alleged attack.

It was an assault ravioli. Complete with a night scope and bayonet lug. Call the ATF.


46 posted on 08/25/2024 8:08:55 PM PDT by Texas resident (Que Mala= Bad Juju.)
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To: simpson96

What if she’s got a banana?


47 posted on 08/25/2024 8:10:11 PM PDT by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
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To: Towed_Jumper

4. No father.


48 posted on 08/25/2024 9:06:27 PM PDT by Reynoldo (BurnLootMurder)
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To: simpson96
It used to be "throw a brick". Now, it's "throw yo sh*t".
49 posted on 08/25/2024 9:37:46 PM PDT by Major Matt Mason (Where is the vaunted Q team?)
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To: simpson96

Wakanda forever.


50 posted on 08/25/2024 10:29:19 PM PDT by NoLibZone ( Scary that a party can "run" a candidate that doesn't feel any need to campaign.)
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To: Towed_Jumper

5. No consequences


51 posted on 08/25/2024 10:30:15 PM PDT by NoLibZone ( Scary that a party can "run" a candidate that doesn't feel any need to campaign.)
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To: simpson96

In her defense, she was stoned and had the munchies


52 posted on 08/26/2024 6:48:52 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: NoLibZone; Reynoldo
4. No Father

5. No Consequences

Yes to #4 and #5. Thank you for rounding out the list.

53 posted on 08/26/2024 7:16:12 AM PDT by Towed_Jumper (Please remain seated until your civilization comes to a complete stop.)
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To: simpson96

What a weird story.


54 posted on 08/26/2024 8:30:07 AM PDT by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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To: Fuzz

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


55 posted on 08/27/2024 12:41:53 PM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare)
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