She isn’t non-plussed so much as she is plus-sized.
“She isn’t non-plussed so much as she is plus-sized.”
And who knows if she has a cat, but calling her a “Childless Carb Lady” would fit the picture.
“She isn’t non-plussed so much as she is plus-sized.“
Not a childless cat lady so much as childless fat lady.
Which reminds me of the old joke:
How do you impregnate a fat lady?
You roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.