If it was the Mississippi River, we would probably have a bunch of drunk catfish.
Fact is I like fresh beer battered catfish fried nice and crisp. What I like better is fishing for them. I especially like it when they growl at me. I’ve been knee deep on a Missouri River sandbar but never the Mississippi River. Wrong end of Missouri I guess but the catfish are great. Drinking beer and fishing. Two I’m my favorite sports I’ve near out lived my favorite sport, good thing the wife did. I don’t look good naked anymore.