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To: Lazamataz
Reagan told the story of the preacher and politician that died in a car wreck and get to the pearly gates together. After checking the book they are both let in.

St. Peter takes them down a golden path and stops in front of a small apartment building and says “If you don't mind, we'll show the preacher his accommodations first.” Opens the door to a neat little one-bedroom apartment with a little kitchen and bath and laundry room down the hall.

Leaving the preacher they walk quite a ways and reach a large gated mansion with a huge lawn and gardens and a staff of maids and butlers waiting at the massive stone steps leading up to the mansion.

The politician tells St. Peter their must be some mistake - this must be the preacher's place.

“Oh no. We have millions of preachers - but you're our first politician.”

17 posted on 08/18/2024 12:50:12 AM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant - Never Fearful)
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To: 21twelve

That was funny.


48 posted on 08/18/2024 3:25:35 AM PDT by sauropod ("This is a time when people reveal themselves for who they are." James O'Keefe Ne supra crepidam)
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To: 21twelve

LOL - that’s great. Thanks for sharing.


187 posted on 08/18/2024 10:03:43 AM PDT by GOPJ (Kamala kisses up and punches down - cgbg * Walz put tampon dispensers in boys bathrooms...)
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