The guy who came up with the upside down squeeze bottle idea must be filled with pride when he walks down the condiments aisle and sees shelves full of those things. Somebody should find him and interview him. Might also be a candidate for a “Real Men of Genius” radio spot (from back in the pre-clown-world days when Bud Light was still cool and normal...)
They say that necessity is the mother of invention. So is laziness.