Idiocracy Food.

Nice........ if you're ok with type 2 diabetes.
Carl's Jr. Vending Machine: This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "F*** You, I'm Eating."