“she pecked the wrong day to lay off the sauce.”
And now she’s going to be charged with fowl play - that’s going to ruffle her feathers.
She won’t be able to wing it anymore.
If she had stayed a breast of the situation, she could have evaded capture. Now? Completely down on her cluck.
Best she can hope for is if the jail plays a lot of Ted Nugget songs. Wiki says he’s a fan of the Detroit Red Wings, so they definitely have something in common.