Then she said, “Things are getting so scary. November is coming.”
“I know!”, I replied. “Can you imagine what a hellhole this place will be if Ka-mao-la gets elected?”
She turned her large puppy eyes to me. Then, it was as if Bilbo had asked to hold The Ring! Reaching into her Pilates bag, she pulled out a Pussy Hat and jammed it on her head. Her face twisted further, turning her into James Carville in drag.
I shrugged my shoulders and turned away. If worse came to worse, my Glock 27 with its 40 S&W rounds would keep me safe. That is why my dog doesn’t worry when I say it is OK. He knows that means I’ve got my Glock with me...
Very nice!