FBI Wants to Interview Donald Trump Over His Shooting Injury
FBI: “Mr Trump, do you know why anyone would want to kill you?”
FBI: “Mr. Trump, did you have any advanced knowledge of the shooting so that you knew when to turn your head?”
FBI: ‘Mr. Trump, have you had any previous contact with the alleged shooter, or his alleged parents, or his alleged friends, or his alleged acquaintances, or his alleged dog?”
FBI: “Mr. Trump, why did you select this particular venue for your rally, if that’s what this was?”
FBI: “Mr. Trump, we’re aware of your alleged ‘good deeds’, did you or anyone in your family or circle of friends or acquaintances, advance the shooter money to purchase a ladder and a box of 50 bullets - you know, that’s an awful lot of bullets?”
FBI: “Mr. Trump, why the HELL did you turn your head?!”