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Meet the Sloped Roof Rangers: The Secret Service’s New Elite Force [satire]
YouTube ^ | July 20, 2024 | Presidential Reviews

Posted on 07/23/2024 8:01:01 PM PDT by grundle

Join us as we dive into the fascinating world of the Secret Service’s latest elite division, the “Sloped Roof Rangers.” After a mishap in Butler, Pennsylvania, it became clear that an elite force skilled in navigating slightly sloped rooftops was essential. Watch as these exceptional agents train to ascend rooftops with a gradient of up to 3 percent, tackling a challenge that has long hindered federal operations. Hear from Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle about the unique dangers these surfaces pose and the innovative solution in place.

“You’re absolutely right, Kimberly,” one might muse. “Perhaps it is best to leave these treacherous sloped surfaces to our bovine friends.” Yet, with the Sloped Roof Rangers, no criminal can find refuge on an inclined surface.

Don’t miss this incredible look at the specialized training and skills of the Sloped Roof Rangers!

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: dei; secretservice

1 posted on 07/23/2024 8:01:01 PM PDT by grundle
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To: grundle

None of the current employees in the Secret Service are capable of this, as their leader said.

She only kept stupid ones and let the good ones go.


2 posted on 07/23/2024 8:10:23 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: grundle

They are running cuts of this in the shorts section as well, hilarious.


3 posted on 07/23/2024 8:12:53 PM PDT by itsahoot (Many Republicans are secretly Democrats, no Democrats are secretly Republicans. Dan Bongino.)
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To: grundle
President Trump must enlist the "K" team: Rooftop Koreans.



4 posted on 07/23/2024 8:15:36 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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To: grundle

America is incredibly racist and misogynistic.
AOC should boycott all proceedings conducted in the Capitol Building built by racist white men.


5 posted on 07/23/2024 8:21:07 PM PDT by TigersEye (Our Republic is under seige by globalist Marxists. Hold fast!)
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To: grundle

The original plans for the attack on Point du Hoc was a mile long ramp to keep the climb of the cliff to a nice, safe 2% grade.


6 posted on 07/23/2024 8:43:26 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (7/13/2024:The day the Democrats and their SA chose assassination as their primary political tool.)
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To: grundle
Join The Elite Sloped Roof Division Of The Secret Service

Join The Elite Sloped Roof Division Of The Secret Service

7 posted on 07/23/2024 8:52:25 PM PDT by TheCipher ( RINO politicians in DC are the only reptiles in the world with no backbone)
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To: grundle

And then there’s the roof rump rangers.


8 posted on 07/23/2024 8:54:27 PM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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To: grundle

It was not funny but does anyone know what is the
slope of a handicap ramp is vs the max Cheattle slope?


9 posted on 07/23/2024 9:04:53 PM PDT by algore
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To: grundle

Sloped Roof Rangers!

What a great name for a band.

Hmmmmmmm.....how long until the Left complains that Sloped Roof Rangers is....... Yes........ Racist!!!!!


10 posted on 07/23/2024 9:49:40 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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To: algore

1:12 is ADA compliant.


11 posted on 07/24/2024 2:59:38 AM PDT by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: grundle

Need to teach bovines to shoot.


12 posted on 07/24/2024 5:15:35 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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