Posted on 07/23/2024 1:28:46 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — After learning that Joe Biden would not seek a second presidential term, his son Hunter took it upon himself to advise all the foreign governments that had previously sent him bribe money that there would be no refunds.
"Sorry, no refunds!" Hunter informed members of the Chinese government. "I believe I made that very clear when we first drew up the deal. You can still send me money, I might be able to get you a meeting with Kamala. She's like my best friend."
Several foreign governments have expressed buyer's remorse. "Ugh, what am I going to do with this painting now?" the Supreme Leader of Iran said. "It's so ugly! Like it was done by a child! I am never trusting America again!"
Hunter reportedly also left several messages for Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and received no reply. "Please call me back about our business arrangement," he said. "My check bounced last week, so if you could look into that, that would be so great."
According to sources, Zelenskyy is telling everyone he is "out of office at a war" in hopes of avoiding the dreaded call from Hunter Biden. "I am sending this painting back to America," Zelenskyy said. "They have to honor this refund! I kept the receipt!"
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Speaking of Hunter, I’m guessing it will be someone other than Joe who will be signing any blanket pardon for Hunter.
How unhappy those bribers will be brings to mind the last 20 minutes of that “Scarface” movie.
Come now, Joe’s signature and ink on Hunter’s pardon were dry in late January of 2021!
The only thing left to be added was the date.
Dear Hunter,
it’s unwise to piss off entities that have a long reach and many resources.
Thank goodness, he still has his lucrative career as a painter to fall back on. If he can get into the painters union, he’ll be OK.
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