Maybe on every other Windsday everyone in the northern hemisphere could fly a kite while shooting west.
If that doesnt work we could wrap a long string around the earth a couple of times, tie Hillary to one end and accelerate that end toward the sun.
Im setting up a charity to get aggressive on these things so please send me your cash. Dig deep, the children are depending on you.
Your solutions make as much sense as taxing us to the poor house, trying to instill a guilt trip, producing no results at all, other than filling the pockets of grifters selling snake oil.