[17th Miss Regt]

We need to change the planet's names to satisfy our constituents this election season, especially our most important constituencies. I propose:

Old name: Jupiter - new name: Jupitrans

Old name: Saturn - new name: Satrans

Old name: Uranus - new name: Urtranus

Old name: Neptune - new name: Neptrans

Old name: Mercury - new name: Merqueery

Old name: Venus - new name: hmmm. any ideas, folks?

This could be a major campaign issue.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Trans Neptunian Objects need no name change for the time being.