“Only someone who’s never had a family of raccoons destroy their entire vegetable garden overnight “
We currently have a family destroying all of my wife’s bird feeders. They are not happy with just taking the food, they have to destroy the feeders and some feeders just turning up missing.
I’m in the process of killing them. Caught one last night. Before the day is out rigor mortise will have set in on that masked jerk.
There is nothing cute about a destructive or dangerous animal. They will also pair up to kill house cats, I’ve actually caught that on a trail cam. They are extremely vicious. A cat climbs a tree, a coon runs up them - the cat has no chance.
OTOH just this week I saw, on the video feed from the porch, two of my cats gang up on a 'coon and drive it away. I was kinda hoping it would come thru the cat door, because I was waiting to dispense a little .22 caliber justice. They know there's a kibble feeder for the cats in the mudroom.
OK, another time.....
So to get rid of the cats I need to get more raccoons.
I think I remember a song or something that went something like this....
Eh, nevermind. Whats the worst that could happen?