[God luvs America]

You mean the guy that’s always in the hospital for some medical emergency??

[BEJ]

It’s 3:30 am somewhere in a deep missile defense bunker in Utah.

Joe Biden: What does this button do?

Staff member: It raises the flag.

Joe Biden: And this other button, what does it do?

Staff member: It starts WWIII with nuclear missiles coming out of the ground. It makes one hell of a sound.

Joe Biden: So I can press the flag button now?

Staff member: Yup. Anytime you’re ready.

CLICK!

BEEP BEEP BEEP...(((alert))) (((alert))) (((warning))) (((warning))) (((missiles firing))) (((missiles firing)))