[Who is John Galt?]

Here's my recommendation:

1. Pour 6 oz (a half bottle) of 'Cave Creek Chili Beer' into a tall glass;

2. Add a shot of your favorite vodka;

3. Add 1-2 ice cubes;

4. Top it off with 2-3 jalapeno disks; and

5. Pour the entire contents of the glass into the closest sink, fill the glass with water, and drink that.

;>)

[Vermont Lt]

I was with you just up to half way through 5. I would say toss that crap out and fill a glass with bourbon.

Go America!