First he stole the stuff, then he crapped himself, then he went back to the porch to try to explain himself to the homeowner, who was hearing none of it. These people just aren’t very smart.
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He went back onto the porch to play victim. I’m going to bet that was premeditated. IE: If someone every assaults him, he is going to claim he was just a visitor and not a theif, and go after the home owner, because he was outside the house and the owner doesn’t get castle law protection.
Did you hear him say, “I wadn’t stealin no packages”?
BUt you are right, he is stupid, because everyone has security cameras these days. Video doesn’t lie.
He was a dodo head for saying he wasn’t stealing any packages. He got shot when he was on the front porch. I think castle doctrine applies once you’re on a porch.
And video protects castle doctrine- in this case a rocksalt booby trap the owner says clearly “learned about those in the Marine Corps...m——fer!”
Owner is not going to jail. Documentation would stand up, and it was not deadly force- dude got wood slivers in his rear end.