[Axenolith]

“some fear a shadowy cabal is keeping him in power so they can pull levers behind the scenes, it is claimed.”

Well F****** DUH! Sheesh… it IS like even premium grade democRats just have 2 brain cells, both fighting over 3rd place…

[LonePalm]

Have you ever heard of the blind cyclops brothers? Neither have eye.

I saw my doctor for a prostate exam. I got a thumb's up.

Some people pick their nose. I thought that strange since I was born with mine.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)