An orangutan in the zoo learned to read. His keepers gave him two books: the Bible and Darwin's "Origin of the Species". It took a while but the orangutan finished both books and is confused. He can't figure out if he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
What do you call an empty can of Cheese Whiz? Cheese Was.