“Making this Jill’s theme music would be a slur against hard working clowns and carnival barkers everywhere.”
Okay, I’ll go along with that - hard working clowns and carnival barkers shouldn’t be slandered like that.
How ‘bout this one - even the lyrics seem appropriate:
DUMPSTER FIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfIW7R5gdnU
The Marine band playing that is an interesting, yea, let's go with interesting, mental picture.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)