[LonePalm]

People with average intelligence are mean.

A cop pulled me over. When he came up to the window he said, "Papers?" I replied, "Scissors, I win." He just shook his head a walked off.

SweetiePalm says my singing has much to atonal for.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[gymbeau]

Remember, too, not matter how great your kids may be, German kids are kinder.

Know how you can tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise, they would be uncles!

Back to you!