[LonePalm]

Cotton is the root of all weevil.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it will avoid you.

My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

SpyNavy

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[meyer]

Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it will avoid you.

So true, in many ways.

[gymbeau]

I knew a rancher who had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.

[thecodont]

This lady had an interesting encounter with the airline security people.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5sG_wFHVuNg