“...He was simply his normal senile self...”
I agree. I have such a low regard for that filthy Puppet that I thought Skeletor did better than expected. I figured his handlers would have him juiced up like during the State of the Union, or that time he gave a speech in Philadelphia flanked by marines.
This time, the “go-juice” was too much for him. The diarrhea was coming out the front instead of the back.
Are you sure of that? His 'Depends' were likely quite effective. I think an 'and' should replace the 'instead of'.