[aMorePerfectUnion]

My son and daughter in law were going on a cruise and asked me to watch over their home.

I thought I'd have some fun pulling their chain, so sent them this text...

.........

So squatters were inside your home on Thursday!

• I went home, printed out a fake lease, forged your name.
• Drove back
• Parked a block away
• Walked to your home
• Set off smoke bomb on side of your home
• Rang doorbell, pounded door
• Frantically told them I was a neighbor and noticed their house is on fire
• By then, smoke is everywhere!
• They both ran out to see
• I stepped inside, shut and locked your door
• Called police!
• Told them a couple was trying to start a fire outside my home!•
Threw their stuff out the back door while waiting for police
• Police came
• Fire department came!
• Couple tried to tell police it was their house.
• I showed them my signed lease!
• Police arrested them.
• I locked up when after things calmed down and I left.

If the police call you, tell them you leased it to me.

[Ann Archy]

What a HORRIBLE thing to do!!! I Guess you were JEALOUS of them going on a nice cruise.

Father's Day is going to be a BITCH for you.

[ABN 505]

I love a good practical joke, that’s a winner.