That is demented!
Yeah but it's Laz so I thought it might help anyway.
Actually I posted it after searching for ASMR Beetlegeuse, and I hadn't watched it. But after reading the description, I put it on at low volume and started it playing. I have no clue what she said, I went to sleep. Which is what ASMR videos are supposed to do.
Description: "In this video, Miss Argentina (one of the receptionists in Limbo) will help you, a Recently Departed, get your file ready before you're matched with a counsellor to start your therapy and match you to your new job, etc etc"