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USA vs. Canada: A Fair And Unbiased Comparison
The Bee ^ | June 24, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 06/25/2024 5:34:14 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

Canada: it's that country up to the North. But is it any better than America? Let's take a look at a comprehensive comparison of the two countries:

Weights & Measures

Canada: Uses the metric system just like Communist Russia

USA: Measures everything in touchdowns per AR-15

Winner: USA

Free Speech

Canada: Can be jailed for misgendering non-binary people such as Justin Trudeau

USA: Jailing people for political reasons? Ha, that will never happen here.

Winner: USA

Healthcare

Canada: 7-month wait for free treatment, but unfortunately, the treatment is suicide

USA: 1-month wait to pay $500,000 so the doctor can give you an Advil

Winner: USA

Hockey

Canada: Invented hockey and still basically never wins the Stanley Cup

USA: Stole hockey from Canada along with all the good hockey players

Winner: USA

Leaders

Canada: Ruled by an oppressive dictator in blackface

USA: Ruled by an oppressive dictator with dementia

Winner: Draw

French people

Canada: Lots

USA: Legally banned from entering the country

Winner: USA

Weather

Canada: Cold

USA: Tornadoes, heat, hurricanes, cold, hot, whatever you like. A literal buffet of weather

Winner: USA

Population Density

Canada: Most people try to live as close to the US as possible

USA: Most people try to live as far away from Canada as possible

Winner: USA

Tourist Attractions

Canada: Snow?

USA: World's largest rocking chair in Casey, Illinois

Winner: USA

Does your country have Texas?

Canada: No

USA: Yes

Winner: USA

Guns

Canada: You can only have lame guns for hunting

USA: Yes

Winner: USA

Food

Canada: Milk in a bag and deer jerky for every meal

USA: Milk in jugs as God intended, plus Golden Corral

Winner: USA

Government

Canada: Socialist

USA: Not socialist for another five or six years at least

Winner: USA

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1 posted on 06/25/2024 5:34:14 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot; canuck_conservative
Population Density

Canada: Most people try to live as close to the US as possible

USA: Most people try to live as far away from Canada as possible

Winner: USA

2 posted on 06/25/2024 5:39:45 PM PDT by wildcard_redneck (He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.)
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To: Navy Patriot

We can still post on FR so there is that. :)


3 posted on 06/25/2024 5:42:19 PM PDT by xp38
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To: Navy Patriot

The Canadian Rockies are better than the US Rockies.


4 posted on 06/25/2024 5:45:20 PM PDT by lasereye
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To: Navy Patriot

“French people

Canada: Lots

USA: Legally banned from entering the country

Winner: USA “


This guy has never been to Atlantic Coast Florida.


5 posted on 06/25/2024 5:49:48 PM PDT by Reverend Wright ( Everything touched by progressives, dies !)
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To: lasereye

By what measure?


6 posted on 06/25/2024 5:50:29 PM PDT by JubJub ( )
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To: Reverend Wright

The Bee is based in California so yeah.


7 posted on 06/25/2024 5:52:13 PM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

Only if freepers get off their asse* and donate.


8 posted on 06/25/2024 6:13:44 PM PDT by desertsolitaire (Perhaps the Great Ape Lawgiver in the series Planet of the Apes was correct in his view of humans?)
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To: JubJub

From a scenic standpoint at least. The Canadian Rockies have spectacular Alpine lakes like Lake Louise. Also the Canadian mountains are more jagged than the US and therefore more spectacular looking.


9 posted on 06/25/2024 6:33:25 PM PDT by lasereye
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To: Reverend Wright

Quebecos fo South in the Winter. To escape Canada.🤣


10 posted on 06/25/2024 6:37:13 PM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING AMERICA, AND HE WILL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE HIM!)
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To: lasereye

They’re real and spectacular!


11 posted on 06/25/2024 6:44:20 PM PDT by xp38
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They’re real and spectacular!

Obviously you are referring to the Grand Tetons.

12 posted on 06/26/2024 12:20:05 AM PDT by Natty Bumppo@frontier.net (We are the dangerous ones, who stand between all we love and a more dangerous w)
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To: Natty Bumppo@frontier.net
My favourite mountains. :)


13 posted on 06/26/2024 5:56:52 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Navy Patriot
USA: Jailing people for political reasons? Ha, that will never happen here.

J6 folks would disagree.

14 posted on 06/26/2024 7:58:26 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: Vigilanteman

They were being sarcastic or tongue in cheek there. J6 is the obvious allusion although perhaps not obvious enough. :)


15 posted on 06/26/2024 10:35:14 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Navy Patriot
I dunno - Canada is number one in the Countries To The North Of The USA ratings, but the US has to contend with 18 other countries for the Countries To The South Of Canada prize.

Winner: Canada.

16 posted on 06/26/2024 10:40:42 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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