An aging very rich playboy who was definitely showing the effects of his dissolute and dissipated life style on his looks just landed a gorgeous young young model way less than half his age.
His bros were amazed and grilled him on how such an old goat like him could land such a hot young babe.
His reply -It’s simple, I lied about my age.
His best bud says " No way - you are pushing 70 and you look 20 years older than you actually are. No lady in her right mind would believe the lie that you are younger &ldquo ;
The rich playboy replied “ You got it all wrong, mate. I most definitely did lie about my age - I told her I was 95 years old. Worked like a charm”
Shes a gold-digger and he’s an old perv. Have at it at the rish of a heart attack.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that?!”
“Oh,” replies the husband, “That was my mistress.”
The wife says, “That’s it; I want a divorce.”
“I understand,” replies her husband, “but, remember our pre-nup, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the decision is yours.”
Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. “ Who’s that woman with Jim?” she asks.
“That’s his mistress,” replies her husband.
“Ours is prettier,” says the wife.