Kamala Harris heard that the party fathers and the party mothers were going to kick Joe aside and nominate Hitlery KKKlintoon.
Harris barked, “Over my dead body!”
Cankles responded, “That can be arranged!”
Press in a dilemma If they say Biden won the debate they have to keep him, if they don’t they have to get rid of him.
Shrillary wouldn’t stand a chance.