[lee martell]

(admittedly) Off Topic

When I hear the name “Alberto”, I then hear “VO 5”.
That used to be the name of a popular shampoo.

Another successful Ad;
When I hear the surname of Montalban, I then hear
“Corinthian Leather”, from an Ad for the Chrysler Cordoba.

[al baby]

my dad taught me about making a blow torch with moms aqua net hair spray

[PAR35]

I then hear “Corinthian Leather”

That's "RICH Corinthian Leather."