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HOW MANY YEARS MUST A MOUNTAIN EXIST BEFORE IT IS WASHED TO THE SEA? AND HOW MANY YEARS CAN SOME PEOPLE EXIST BEFORE THEY'RE ALLOWED TO BE FREE? YES, AND HOW MANY TIMES CAN A MAN TURN HIS HEAD AND PRETEND THAT HE JUST DOESN'T SEE? THE ANSWER, MY FRIEND, IS BLOWIN' IN THE WIND …. — BOB DYLAN
HAL'S CRYPTOGRAM HELPER

Then I said, "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor"
Ha! , "My word as a Biden"
Hold my beer, listen, y'all, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky!"