[sushiman]

There’s a holdup in the Bronx!
Brooklyn’s broken out in fights!
There’s a traffic jam in Harlem that’s backed up to Jackson Heights!
There’s a scout troop short a child!
Krushchev’s due at Idlewild!

Car 54, where are you?

[COBOL2Java]

I'm old enough to remember when it was called Idlewild :-)

It was renamed after JFK in 1963.