[Farmerbob]

[... “fat free” Swedish Fish...]

I saw “fat free” pork rinds in a vending machine once.

[Dr. Sivana]

I saw “fat free” pork rinds in a vending machine once.

What would that be? An empty bag with some Pork scented Febreze sprayed in to it?

Along those lines, my favorite was a flyer for a rib/sandwich shop in South Side Chicago, "Leon's Plus", where the menu included a "Kosher ham sandwich". I should have ordered one ... with cheese!