Di you have a special stove that ignores the law of physics? Do you have magic grits?
My grandma used to say you, “can kiss my grits.”
Never understood that one.
She made excellent grits, sausage gravy and biscuits.
5.56mm
Really, really close.
*** Gambini: Well perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? I mean, did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?!***