>>>>I have a link for Mucus Maximus to follow so he can personally drive the Russians out of Avdiivka.
Avdiivkadabra!
https://www.sandboxx.us/news/military-affairs/this-is-how-you-can-join-the-ukraine-foreign-legion-and-who-can-join-it/<<<<
I think this list from the article disqualifies all zeepers for more than one reason.
Don’t join the Ukraine Foreign Legion if…
You have chronic medical issues, including asthma, high blood pressure, dangerous allergies, etc;
Are seeking some form of glory;
Can’t handle a rifle, shovel, or body armor;
Have no history of warfighting;
Are only going cause its the cool thing to do;
Can’t take orders;
Are lazy;
Are addicted to anything;
Can’t go without sleep, coffee, or your warm bed;
If you consider whining productive;
You can’t run a mile in less than nine minutes;
Aren’t educated about the geography, human terrain, weather, enemy, and ally situation
True, true.
The zeeper in its natural habitat would prefer others fight for the interests of malicious actors rather than their own nation.