Las Vegas tourist plans to file lawsuit after botched tattoo claiming artist may have been under the influence

KLAS ^ | 5/9/2024 | Vanessa Murphy

[GreenHornet]

I think he captured the spirit of the subject.

Assuming the subject was "Parakeet in a blender."

[butlerweave]

Tattoos make you look unclean but here a conversation piece, a puzzle and why did you fall asleep , LOL

[butlerweave]

Did she try Bon Ami ?

[Eccl 10:2]

I’m reminded of an old joke. I’ll try to condense it.

An old lady walks into a tattoo parlor. She wants a tat of Elvis on her left hip, and John Lennon on her right hip.

Artist finishes. She complains it doesn’t look like them.

They agree if a third party can identify them, she’ll pay.

The next customer comes in and they ask his opinion.

She drops her drawers, and he says:

“That’s Elvis on your left hip, John Lennon on your right hip, and that’s...Willie Nelson in the middle?”

[null and void]

How many Os in Bob?

[tflabo]

Messed up head the cause of messed up leg. Dat bees ugaly so she should at least get her money back.

[Eagles6]

That’s quite a big ham!

[Clay Moore]

My neighbors grandson went and got a tattoo. He said he noticed that the person giving it to him had sores all over his hands and arms. Kid got MRSA so bad they weren’t sure if he was going to survive. Spent considerable time in the hospital but made it out with some significant physical deficits and a really cool tattoo (or not.”

[outofsalt]

“Depends on what the meaning of “is” is.”

[Vaduz]

What tattoo ?.

[outofsalt]

Two things? So, all three is ok, right?

[srmanuel]

Two things among many things NOT to do in Las Vegas.

[DPMD]

Somewhat reminiscent of the joke “Who’s BOB?”

[DPMD]

So what happens in Vegas actually doesn’t stay in Vegas?

[BipolarBob]

“what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” was a tourist slogan to entice the gullible. It is wishful optimism that your past won’t catch up with you eventually.

[rlmorel]

HHAHAHAHAHA great post!

[gitmo]

Turn her over and it says mOm.

[MinorityRepublican]

Friends just went to Las Vegas, where smoking marijuana is legal, and said just walking down the street would get you stoned.

Ever since 2020, you van smell it everywhere nowadays.

No one gives a **** anymore.

[telescope115]

Uh, isn’t it supposed to be Jon BON Jovi?

I have ONE tattoo. The GI doc put it where the Sun don’t shine, to mark the area for future reference after removing a polyp.

And THAT’S one too many!

[monkeyshine]

Exceptional bodies don’t need any additional art