To Grow Customer Base, Cracker Barrel Rebrands As 'Hispanic, Black, And Cracker Barrel'

Babylon Bee ^ | May 31, 2024 | Staff

[Allegra]

LMAO

[Navy Patriot]

Cracker Barrel Rebrands As 'Hispanic, Black, And Cracker Barrel'

Asians Excluded, as usual!

[dfwgator]

Honky Barrel.

[Lonely Are The Brave]

Won’t be seen ever in another Cracker Barrel. Our culture has gone to the dogs.

[BlueLancer]

And, introducing at The Hispanic, Black, and Cracker Barrel, a new family section specifically created for the normal feral black families ...

... The Stomper Room ...

[MinorityRepublican]

All the mixed couples with half breed children in Ads is also a disgrace.

I am from a mixed family so yeah, we don't use that terminology.

Maybe you're trying to say that you're objecting to the DEI agenda? See, that was not so difficult.

[Organic Panic]

Too vanilla. They should have used the slurs.

[Fuzz]

Half breeds?

[PeterPrinciple]

might work...............................

send to corp headquarters.

[your other brother]

I thought they should rebrand as the Cracker Bath House to attract the LGBTQIAA+ crowd. You go into a dark and steamy room and get served by a guy in a bath towel.

[PLMerite]

So does BIPoC now mean Black, Indigenous, People of Cracker?

[Does so]

All of my friends’ granddaughters have Hispanic surnames.