[Chad C. Mulligan]

My Shih Tzu goes to the groomer every few weeks and smells better than most people

Cats groom themselves for free.
Cats housebreak themselves from birth.
No cat will ever roll in a gut-pile and come in grinning at you.
Cats never tangle with skunks.

[sasquatch]

Had a Siberian Husky that found perfume to be dead seals to roll in/on. Older the better.
Rush used to say ‘Dogs have masters; cats have staff’.

[NWFree]

My dog alerts me to danger even in the dead of night