Tastes kinda like spotted owl?
It might taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn’t know because I wouldn’t eat the filthy mofo.
Officer to man shooting loons on a lake “hey man, you can’t shoot those, they are endangered”
Man “sorry officer, I have been living off grid and didn’t realize that”
Officer “well, don’t do it again... oh, and BTW, what do they taste like?”
Man “meh, not bad, but not nearly as delicious as spotted owl”