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To: Chainmail

“I’ll call 911, after I shoot the intruder.

Priorities.”

Okay there you go.

So if here are no police to send to the scene to they send the undertaker?

34 posted on 05/18/2024 5:37:39 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)

To: Morgana

So if here are no police to send to the scene to they send the undertaker?

Call the coroner. Must be pronounced dead at the scene before moving the body.

35 posted on 05/18/2024 5:38:50 PM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)

To: Morgana

After 911 dispatcher says no one to send to help you, proper response would be don’t need coppers, need medical examiner and hazmat cleanup.

36 posted on 05/18/2024 5:43:00 PM PDT by Mouton (A 150MT hit will not solve our problems now.)

To: Morgana

"So if here are no police to send to the scene to they send the undertaker?"

And if the morgue is too busy, bag him up and he'll go out with the Monday trash pickup.

52 posted on 05/19/2024 4:47:48 AM PDT by Chainmail (You can vote your way into Socialism - but you will have to shoot your way out.)

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