[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Despite the photo accompanying the story, as most people know, there are no Grizzly bears in Massachusetts. Get few miles outside of the major cities, and plenty of black bears, which are basically 300 pound racoons.

[marktwain]

A man's body was found outside the car, and a bear was observed in the woods in the vicinity of the scene. Evidence shows the bear had at some point made contact with the body.

Leftist speak for "bear ate some of victim".

[Jane Long]

Bears repeating.