No, I’m making a Rob Schnieder joke. Chill out if you never saw this skit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Fk_mDem4o&pp=ygUbUm9iIFNjaG5laWRlciBtYWtpbmcgY29waWVz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEoo2SnRcWk&pp=ygUbUm9iIFNjaG5laWRlciBtYWtpbmcgY29waWVz
I had him call him the Lord.
You can poke all the fun you want, at Rob or me. I am only saying that the Holy Shroud is an artifact to be revered. IMO, it is our witness to the risen Christ.