[xoxox]

Never EVER kick a drunk bison in Yellowstone.

[FreedomPoster]

I’m honestly surprised the bison didn’t deliver immediate justice on the spot. They’re ornery, cantankerous critters.

[Retain Mike]

You need signs about not bothering these animals? It's like in my area there are signs saying don't pass snowplows on the right.

Well, I guess these people also need signs saying don't eat yellow snow.

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

“I nicely asked her to dance, and the fat cow just stood there!”